OK, so my luvvlies, here is another kind of meme thing, which will haunt you for the rest of your days. My first attempt at the Limerick-Off! Clears throat.

There was a wee girl named Titty,

Who wrote a daily, quite awful, wee ditty,

She published her post,

Then went to make toast,

and returned to a cheeky chitty!

Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Something that springs to mind is that Enid Blyton must have known what she was doing when she named her characters, Fanny, Dick and Titty – surely?