I Sucked… (#Goals and #GoodGirlPoints)

Last week, all my goal setting absolutely sucked. Well, my goal setting didn’t, but my ability to achieve my goals did! So today I’ve really made the effort to get some jobs done so I don’t feel too guilty to write and of course I can avoid the nasty and viscous and unrelenting Mr. Paddle.


Mine is black, but just as painful!


And what do you know? I did it. I achieved all the goals I set out for myself this morning. And OMG I’m so pleased with myself I do feel a whole load of good girl points coming my way very, very soon.

I’ve a day off work today, so instead of getting up between 10.00am to midday, (when usually it’s 5.00am for work) I forced myself to get up with the idea of getting everything ready this morning, so this afternoon I can write. So I am actually very pleased with myself, and patting myself on the head as we speak, because I got up pretty early for my day off and have done all this:

1. Walked the dogs

2. Cleaned out the rat cage! Not a quick job, I can tell you. My little ratties are pampered Princesses (a little like me), and live in a five foot tall rat palace (not like me – unless you count my naughty cage, but fortunately I don’t live in that). Needless to say they are very happy ratties right now, just like me.

3. I’ve done two loads of washing.

4. Tidied my bedroom.

5. Tidied the kitchen and shined my sink (that’s a FlyLady thing).

6. Decluttered enough to fill a bin bag full.

7. Hoovered the whole house.

8. Put the crockpot on.

9. Had lunch. Drunk my water. (Hey, this could count as two!)

10. Written this week’s goals on my whiteboard.

11. Almost finished writing this blog post. (Although now you are reading it, I can safely say I can tick that job off my list, too!)

12. Tidied my desk so I can now write.

13. And most importantly, avoided Mr. Paddle!

All that’s left is to write. Which I am going to do now.

Oh, and for those of you who think, hell I do that everyday. I don’t. I’m no domestic goddess, and I am not a natural “Domestic Service Maid”, in fact I think I am actually allergic to housework. So, as you can tell this is an amazing feat for me. There’s always something else I’d rather be doing…

Funny how the threat of the nasty Mr. Paddle can work wonders on my motivation!

Now to write! Speak to you soon.


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Everyone’s A Winner, Baby!

Hi Everyone!

The official winner of my donated prize to Brita Addams’ Birthday Treasure Hunt is…


 Brandi Dagwan

I have already emailed Brandi and await her three magic words.
Meanwhile, I was going to pick out another name from those commenting on my blog on my birthday, as an additional prize. But since I am writing a collection of flash fiction stories and I thought your suggestions were great, I am going to make all the commentators winners and write a spanking new flash fiction piece for all — as a big thank you for contributing to my inspiration.
So stay tuned…
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Birthday Spanking: Give Me 3 Words and I’ll Write You A Story… Contest #BritaAddams #TreasureHunt

SPANKINGSWell, hello there!

Today I am celebrating the birthday of my friend and author Brita Addams by joining in with her BIRTHDAY BASH and Treasure Hunt.

To play, it’s easy! Just pop over to Brita’s website to find out what to do and see the list of participating authors and bookish people who are joining in. Many of us, are offering extra prizes during the treasure hunt when you visit out blogs and leave a comment.

For my “Birthday Bash” donation I thought it would be fun (and slightly mental) to offer to write one (lucky?) winner a short “spanking” flash fiction story using three words of your own choosing.  All you need to do is comment on this blog post today, Tuesday 17th February to be in for a chance. Please leave your choice of three words when you comment!

Tomorrow I will put your names into a hat, pull out a winner and announce it here. And then you can whip me in to action and I’ll get writing for you.

Please be patient if you do comment as I am at work until late all day (and part of the night), so if you have never commented here before your comment will need to be authorised and will therefore take longer to appear here.

By the way, it is also my birthday today, too! Woo hoo!

Looking forward to seeing what you come up with. Bites lip.

Have fun doing the treasure hunt over at BritaAddams.net and I will see you later!

Birthday spanks, Spankos!

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What’s New Pussycat? Whoah! Whoah!

No, I haven’t developed into a Tom Jones fan and started throwing my knickers at him. (And if I was going to throw my knickers at him I’d made sure there was something hard wrapped up in side them to knock him out and stop him singing!)

*Laughs* Only joking Tom! Love ya really…

(Love you even more when you are quiet).

Okay, no knickers involved.


I just thought it was time for an update and love this picture!

So, what’s new? I hear you ask.

I have a new writing prompts page to get your juices flowing.

On Tuesday 17th February I am taking part in a Birthday Bash with Brita Addams. There will be lots of prizes for those who take part. I’m offering to write a small flash fiction spanking story (using three words of the winner’s choice) for one lucky person commenting on this blog on the day. Plus it’s also my birthday, too. So lots of fun all round.

Hmmm. What else?

Tonight I’m going to see the most talked about film of February, “50 Shades of Grey“, not sure what to expect but I am sure this is the first time I am going to say the film is better than the book.

Anyway, I am looking forward to heckling in the audience with things like – ‘He didn’t tie that knot very tight’,  ‘Those clover clamps need pulling harder!’, and ‘Call that a butt plug? Pfft!’ while I stand up, raise my skirt and with knickers down (there they are) proudly bend over saying, ‘That’s a butt plug!’ Crocodile Dundee style. *Giggle*

Oh, by the way, I am currently side-tracked with a novella-sized spanking story, but more about that next time…

Just thought I’d throw that in.

Until next time – spanking hugs!
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